Do not use that word here…FAT!

I am having a fat day that has lasted months, and I finally have decided I need to do something about it. With a little help from some friends and a lot of help from the interwebs, I have set a goal that I will have a flat tummy……when it gets flat. I know you are supposed to set a time frame in which to achieve set goals, but you see I tend to get bogged down in the fact that my goals (and i quote from a previous weight loss attempt) “are not fucking happening on fucking time so this diet and exercise thing can go fuck its sefl, where the fuck is whipped cream!”

in the past week Drue and myself have not eaten take away and i have been cooking a lot more healthier options (hey i didn’t say the foods were perfectly healthy, give me some credit, you must admit a packet rice is far better than a large fries at maccas) Cooking is something i love to do but its an effort to get me to get started, like most things i do in life. I have also been told (by a book written by a very intelligent personal trainer) that if u concentrate on the amount you are loosing off your waist or arms or where ever you want to loose it, it can be more exciting and you can feel more motivated.

Now here’s the part where you get something out of it, at the beginning and end of every month I will post a picture of myself on here (starting December first) and you have to guess how many cm you think i have lost from around my tummy. The person who guesses right gets…. something….from….somewhere…….I don’t know yet but it will be good (if anyone has anything they would like to donate as a prize let me know ben/at/druey.net thanks)

Some of you may be thinking this is a totally worthless competition thingy why should i even bother, I have one thing to say to you, If you loved me you’d do it :)

On that note I’m off!!! ciao people!

A not so formal apology

As I am sure you are all aware I have registered for NaPodPoMo this and haven’t actually put anything up, well here’s the thing, I have a very *cough* busy *cough* schedule and just don’t have the time… OK so I lied a little, we all do it you know so you put your judgey, stern, naughty boy Ben faces away. Truth is I haven’t got the equipment to give you all the kind of quality show people of your intelligence deserve (A little side note to everyone, and there are HEAPS of you, who keeps telling me to use my iPhone, I DON’T WANT TO SO NER NER :P ).

So basically I’m saying sorry to everyone who is expecting audio content from me for the next 28 days because you can wait all you want it ain’t gonna happen.

In other news FUCKING HELL IT’S GOTTEN HOT HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN. I mean shit a week ago I was walking down to the shops comfortably in jeans a light jacket and now I’m sitting here at 4am in practically nothing (Stop trying to imagine it, I know you all are right now). Oh and to make the hot situation worse the spa outside isn’t working damn fucking electronic or motorized or whatever you want to call it crap!!! Stop breaking down on me its not nice!!!!

On a light note I have had a few callbacks about jobs, which in general makes me feel like less of a looser and more like someone who might be able to obtain employment in the not too distant future.

I don’t know what it is lately but I was helping a friend do an assignment for her art class and I got a little carried away (one paragraph turning into 9 pages oops) and I have noticed that I seem to enjoy typing big long stories as apposed to 5 short lines. Even friends on MSN have said they are getting sick of the long-winded explanations to an otherwise simple “yes or no” question. Oh and by the way look I kept my promise, I am posting more than once tee he he. See I am getting better now.

I have been wandering round my house when I’m alone looking at all the little things that to me are unfinished but no one else seems to notice. So I printed out a “Pretend rental maintenance check list” and tomorrow I am doing the nerdy, geeky thing of checking every room for those little annoying “unfinished” things so I can do them, one day.

Ok now that I have bored you half to death I’m off to do…. something to…something ok bye!

oh before I go It’s 4:21am I’m sorry if there are some speelling mistakes and shit but dood it”s 4:20 in the morning you try spelling accurately this time of morning. Hmm  thinks its coffee time!

Oh and another thing did u notice mah twitter feed just over there =====>          mmmhmmm thats right you can watch my every tweet from here now lol!